THIS IS CAUGHTINTALE

hello. i am still learning html. this will be a very cool website in a few months. if you saw something about penis on this page previously i don't want to hear about it. this will be my homepage at some point. but i'm too attached to this landing page to delete it just yet...

THIS WILL BECOME AN INDEX. I GUESS IT'S A TO-DO LIST FOR NOW.

is this... ticker text..? who taught this guy how to code???